1) ... has this been one of the greatest college football seasons in recent memory?
The parity and excitement have been unparalleled, but the best part: The media hasn't successfully given away the Heisman Trophy before Halloween.
I don't have a clue who the front-runner is, and I love it.
Dixon's leading, McFadden following, Tebow ballin', and Matt Ryan Fallin'.
And arguably the best PLAYER in the nation -- Glenn Dorsey at LSU -- isn't even on the charts.
It brings back fond memories of the excitement generated by a good Manning-Woodson final.
Or the years everybody completely missed the boat by not giving it to Warren Sapp or Vince Young.
Please, sportswriters, put the pen and ballot down and back away slowly.
Let the players settle this on the field themselves.
2) ... every time you think you've kicked the reality TV habit, out of nowhere comes "A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila," and suddenly you're off the wagon again?
I really thought I'd cleaned up my act following "The Flavor of Love."
I didn't hang out with the same crowd; didn't do the same things.
Then it happened... MTV put 16 men... and 16 women... in a house... with a BI-SEXUAL BACHELORRETTE.
Now I can't function anymore.
I shake and break out in a sweat when I don't get my daily fix.
(is this what Quagmire feels like?)
I know what it's like to want every woman in the room. I can't imagine how hard it must be to want EVERYBODY in the room.
(Yeah, I know, I have issues.)
3) ... or are you NOT surprised that Ohio State tapped out to Illinois?
Talk about paper tigers.
And you can take it to the bank: They'll win the Ohio State Title again next year (playing vocational technical schools in state, like they always do) and be incredibly over-ranked once again.
Not that I don't respect the caliber of athletes they produce (they really have the talent to be an SEC North school) but you can't eat cake all year long and then go to the championship game.
Strength of schedule has to count for something.
But giving credit where credit is due: "Don" Zook is preparing for the take over.
That Gator team that ran OS-Who? off the field in last season's national championship game was recruited by the Zooker.
Watch out Big Ten; business is about to pick up.
4) ... or are you even more convinced now that the Colts are the best team in the NFL.
No they're not blowing everybody out of the water, but I've seen nothing in the last two games to convince me that they can't take it all again this year.
I know they lost, and they lost players, but they played well in both games... even when they were playing horribly.
And honestly, they look much better than they did last year this time.
5) ... or did that hit on Colt put your life into perspective, too?
I have never had, nor do I know anyone who ever had a concussion.
I know OF people, like Aikman and Trent Green, but Colt was the first person I'd ever known to go through that.
I love football... But I don't know if I love ANYTHING that much.
I'd love to see Colt on that field for the Nevada game with a BCS bowl bid on the line, but I'd like it even more if he'd hang back and sit on the couch with me and my friends, eat some barbecue and WATCH the game with us.
There are some things more important than football.
Get well, Colt.
- Theo Jones
(Theo is a Producer for the KITV 4 Morning Show...
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